What makes you happy ?

Intel chips into a Mac
(I’m not digging – I just think it’s funny!)

From the Planet F1 Race report

Scott Speed, Toro Rosso, 10th
Scott Speed is making new friends in F1 as quickly as Condeleeza Rice on a Tehran walkabout. It’s not a great idea to pick a fight with F1′s second most senior pro; David Coulthard, and there will be “afters” you can be sure of that. Red Bull should be putting the fun back into F1 not money in the swearbox. We can’t even remember the last GP driver who was fined $5000 for abusive language.

Even Fisi wasn’t fined for his “my car is f***ing ***t” outburst, so Spped’s languages must have involved mothers.

Though not as funny as what looks like an Ali G inspired thread over in the forums. This one really did make me ROFLMAO. (It might be genuine but I very much doubt it).

And the main man in this post had his concentration all over the place.
Nice tactic :)

Rockall Times gives it’s take on the new consent guidelines.

Bahrain F1:
Nick Mason: “It’s a great circuit because all the corners are connected”
Brundle: “And there are the two leaders”

Keith walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: “Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.”

His wife is lying in bed and replies: “I think you’ll find that’s a sheep, you idiot.”

The man says: “I think you’ll find I wasn’t talking to you.”
(src: Bill)

A bear, a lion and a chicken are talking.
“When I roar” said the bear, “the forest rumbles.”
The lion sniffed.
“When I roar, the jungle trembles,” he said.
“Oh.” Said the chicken.
The lion and bear looked at her, thinking about dinner.
The chicken smiled a small, knowing smile, and said
“When I cough, the whole world shits itself.”
(src: Britblogs)

If you do not like Christ being joked about, do not click this link: www.themcpassion.com.
If you couldn’t care less about Christ but have your own faith you would fiercely protect, you should click that link. It’ll clue you in on why we can’t see what your problem was / is / will be again. Okay ? Good.

More brilliance from the home of Yeast Logic
New Labour stamps on offensive cartoons
Revealed: John Leslie’s South London sofa shame
Professor Roy Meadow questions his own existence

I find this very amusing indeed. http://www.parm.net/web2.0. I saw it 5 minutes ago and I’m still grinning :)
(src: Bif. Rivets)