What makes you happy ?

Victoria Beckham craves publicity – that has to be an accepted fact by now. She has no desire for privacy because she wants to be everywhere in that surgically enhanced body of hers. I would be amazed if she really did love David – he was just a route up for her. So.. they move to Los Angeles because she wants the publicity of the move, she wants a reality show, she wants to be seen with others who want to be seen because she draws life from the photographer’s lens.
The reality series isn’t going to happen – it’s going to be a one hour special. Given adverts it’ll weigh in at less that 50 minutes. Knock off the opening / end / break sequences and it’ll be even less. Bet that hurts. So.. she needs another plan and Mr Tom ‘curing the world with every toothy smile’ Cruise rides to her rescue.
Seems that Tom and Katie (where IS their daughter?) have buddied up to Victoria and David. Which can only go one way. Tom needs more high-profile victims for scientology and Victoria wants the massive coverage that would bring – imagine the headlines if David Beckham joined the cult. But will he? She can still join, the interest wanes, she then leaves, she then sells (ghost-written) book, does the round of interviews and then decides to become an unofficial “Clambake Queen“. If David refuses it’s more publicity, if he does it’s even more, if they leave then that publicity just keeps on coming.

There’s are some things to be envious of David Beckham for. His wife is not one of them.

(Don’t forget to watch the South Park episode Tom “call me Mr Tolerant” Cruise freaked over)

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Refuse any application submitted by the ‘Church’ of Scientology for recognition as a Religious Organisation.

http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/-Scientology/

Scientology is a cult.

http://scientology.wordpress.com
http://xenutv.wordpress.com
Operation Clambake
Scientology at YTMND
Lisa McPherson: The Clearwater Police Department Files
Scientology at Chilling Effects
http://www.scientology-lies.com

“Macs adapt to the way you live and work” (seen at Apple Hot News)
Yeah?
How?
I’ll make it easy – give me ONE example of how my Mac will adapt to the way I live. Just one. That shouldn’t be too hard should it? Jeez…. it’s crap like this that actually puts me off this machine (which I am using for work) and reinforces the Cult of Apple.

Fanboys. Shoot them. All of them.

Job for the day – find a mac-compat kb that actually has working Home / End keys.

http://scientologyattack.ytmnd.com
File is currently on rapidshare – http://tinyurl.com/y9eq3b 88mb wmv

Link courtesy http://xenutv.wordpress.com

Looks like Tom ‘I’ve got a kid so I’m NOT GAY’ Cruise and his brainwashed companions now have a Scientology branded NASCAR.

A NASCAR spokesman told the newspaper while the car has “generated a lot of interest in the past few days … It’s not really something we want to comment on.” He called it “a minor league, small-team sponsorship deal.”

Race fans, let the couch-jumping begin.

Love that one :)

Dianetics has supported many winning teams…..even hot air ballooning

Heh, why is that just so in keeping with the Scientology nutcases?

http://www.marrytomcruisein30days.com/

Amazingly, that is a real website. The soon-to-be-certified girl has even bought www.mybigfatchineseweddingwithtomcruise.com it would seem. Alas poor Niki just does not realise that being shacked up with his current squeeze means that Tom “feeling the world’s pain with every grin” Cruise gets all the publicity that he needs.

But TOM !

Wait!

Just think TOM…

MARRY HER !!!! You HAVE TO DO THIS !!
You can make the WHOLE of China into Scientologists! What a challenge ! “The Little Tom Book” ! You wouldn’t have to swim the river like Chairman Mao, you could walk straight over it “! Such Power, such Influence and if we don’t obey your every toothy whim, you can make them all jump up and down and swamp us – the filthy unbelievers !
Tom – get in there mate – you know Ron would want you to ;)

Maybe I should buy “tom-curingtheworldwitheverysmile-cruise.com” – no-one else has yet :)

The BBC report a poll of movie fans carried out by Empire Magazine, and 10,000 people voted Tom “glint glint” Cruise to be the most irritating shortarse on the whole of the planet. According to one editor on said magazine the reason for this vote

“may be a knee-jerk reaction to his year in the spotlight”

Bollocks. It’s no knee-jerk reaction at all. Tom Cruise is irritating beyond measure. Nothing, nothing can be more irritating than the ultra-sound owning, definitely-not-gay-because-he’s-got-a-girlfriend, smile that’s brighter than a magnesium flare, curing the world with every sickening grin, _scientology expounding psychiatry know-it-all. You know WHY he’s in the movies ? Because no-one would give him a job because he’s just too irritating to be around !

Tom – make us ALL love you. Get lost :)

Came across this article Penthouse Interview With L. Ron Hubbard Jr. by way of metafilter. It’s an old interview, dating from June 1983. It’s also a long article (no doubt divided by images in the original but here it’s just plain text) but well worth a read. Now … remember a few years ago there was that thing in the news about Tom “curing the world with every toothy smile” Cruise being gay ? ( [1] [2] [3] ) well in that Penthouse interview is this line:

You have complete control of someone if you have every detail of his sex life and fantasy life on record.

Now that’s one way of looking at life, it’s problems and the ‘cures’ that scientology (note the small ‘s’) offers … let’s say you were worried about someone gaining complete control of you, would you allow them to know every detail of your sex life ? Might you even go so far as to give very different public displays of any sexual preferences so as to throw people off the scent ? Maybe I should be careful not to let on about my sexual proclivities lest any scientology creeps happen through my village and try to control me … damn, that’s the donkey porn being thrown out then :)

In another post’s comments here, a commenter called Yoke has last night descended into insulting me because, it seems, I won’t say what he wants me to say about Scientology. So given that I won’t bend to his views on what he calls a religion, it was amusing to see this list of the Top 20 Most funny or Most Offensive religious jokes. There are a few oldies in there, and only one was close to the bone for me – and I’ve heard worse too. No jokes about Scientology either …. but then it’s not funny to mock the terminally stupid. If you work for a religious boss, consider it NSFW :)

Hubbard’s ultimate success lay in convincing millions of people he was something other than a nut.

“I understand radiation better and feel like I could survive an atomic explosion somewhere on the planet, if it wasn’t, of course, really close to me.”

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