What makes you happy ?

The Z-code interpreter Zoom has just made me happy – I can now play Infocom adventures on the Mac. I’ve got them all on floppy disc, I’ve also got them all on CD and now I have them on the Mac. Happy :) What I didn’t have with the Mac version though was all the doc files so those I need to create so I really do have two identical sets.
Now…..

Joe’s Bar
An undistinguished bar, yet the social center of Upper Sandusky. The front door is almost lost amidst the hazy maze of neon that shrouds the grimy glass of the south wall. Doors marked “Ladies” and “Gents” lead, respectively, northeast and northwest.
You feel an urge.

Which way do I go…..? And if you think that’s an easy choice bear in mind that what happens when trapped in a cage with a gorilla later is directly related…. and ‘Lewd’ level is chosen. Well I am over 18..