Comments on: Irritating noises

By: scamdex

scamdex — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 22:50:07 +0000

Eat the bag, throw the crisps on the floor – birds eat crisps, you lose weight, environment stays good (not that great for bowels tho)

By: dino

dino — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:23:59 +0000

I can get the crisp bags into a tiny little ball that won’t pop back out. Makes them easier to through in the bin/fire without getting my lazy arse off the sofa. Am I one of the idiots you’re referring to ;)

By: Gregory

Gregory — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 06:41:15 +0000

Yoghurt pots do that too – and they keep the same shape and proportions, even the text.

Really funny.

By: Munnday

Munnday — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 05:34:10 +0000

You could always put the crisp wrapper under your oven grill – shrinks the fuck out of it :)

By: white pebble · Words of One Syllable Dept.

white pebble · Words of One Syllable Dept. — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 05:01:44 +0000

[...] Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 in Words of One Syllable Dept. by Patti What makes you happy ? Â» Irritating noises For YEARS people have scrunched up crisp packets, biscuit wrappers, sweet wrappers and they have NEVER YET SUCCEEDED IN MAKING IT SMALLER. [...]

By: Bryan

Bryan — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 19:40:52 +0000

I read this and laughed out loud. Great post, Mark! :)

(Yes, I agree with you on this one.)

By: joss

joss — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 15:51:40 +0000

In this household we fold the packet/wrapper and tie it in a knot. Works best with Cadburys Caramel wrapper :)