Irritating noises
13:13 Thursday 22 Jun 06
For YEARS people have scrunched up crisp packets, biscuit wrappers, sweet wrappers and they have NEVER YET SUCCEEDED IN MAKING IT SMALLER. It ALWAYS springs back to size, and they ALWAYS try again. and again. and again. (Except those idiots who squash crisp packets into little lumps and they are just as bad.)
FFS people – engage brain. LEARN.
STOP it.
Remove wrapper.
LEAVE IT ALONE.
Scrunching it up achieves NOTHING but raising my blood pressure and my anger at you.
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In this household we fold the packet/wrapper and tie it in a knot. Works best with Cadburys Caramel wrapper :)
16:51 Thursday 22 Jun 06
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I read this and laughed out loud. Great post, Mark! :)
(Yes, I agree with you on this one.)
20:40 Thursday 22 Jun 06
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[...] Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 in Words of One Syllable Dept. by Patti What makes you happy ? » Irritating noises For YEARS people have scrunched up crisp packets, biscuit wrappers, sweet wrappers and they have NEVER YET SUCCEEDED IN MAKING IT SMALLER. [...]
06:01 Friday 23 Jun 06
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You could always put the crisp wrapper under your oven grill – shrinks the fuck out of it :)
06:34 Friday 23 Jun 06
5
Yoghurt pots do that too – and they keep the same shape and proportions, even the text.
Really funny.
07:41 Friday 23 Jun 06
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I can get the crisp bags into a tiny little ball that won’t pop back out. Makes them easier to through in the bin/fire without getting my lazy arse off the sofa. Am I one of the idiots you’re referring to ;)
10:23 Friday 23 Jun 06
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Eat the bag, throw the crisps on the floor – birds eat crisps, you lose weight, environment stays good (not that great for bowels tho)
23:50 Friday 23 Jun 06